I'd like to take a second to address a problem that has been sweeping through Hollywood the past several years. Much ado has been made about the female image and how it is portrayed in movies, magazines, etc, but what about the average male? Recent films have led portly gentlemen to believe that with a little bit of wit, charm and the right amount of good luck that they can take home somebody that looks like Megan Fox, and I'm sorry but this isn't a fairy tale and that just isn't the case. Guys who look like Seth Rogen do not bang the likes of Katherine Heigl or Anna Farris.
So in support of this new movement I discourage you from seeing Your Highness, a film about two princes on a quest to save their kingdom. It was recently announced that Danny McBride and Natalie Potman will star in the film alongside James Franco. This is a classic love triangle scenario that will invariably end with Portman falling in love with McBride even though he's a fat, beer drinking, pot smoking loser. A man can dream, but how much are those wet dreams costing America's future?
--Clark Herer
So in support of this new movement I discourage you from seeing Your Highness, a film about two princes on a quest to save their kingdom. It was recently announced that Danny McBride and Natalie Potman will star in the film alongside James Franco. This is a classic love triangle scenario that will invariably end with Portman falling in love with McBride even though he's a fat, beer drinking, pot smoking loser. A man can dream, but how much are those wet dreams costing America's future?
--Clark Herer
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