Sometimes I feel like the guy at a restaurant who made the mistake of ordering something completely disgusting. Upon my first taste, I jump back and gasp, "this tastes like raccoon fecal matter!" And in this equation, America would be playing the role of the dumb friend who goes, "No way, let me try it." He tastes, "Aw man that does taste like shit, why didn't you tell me?"
In any event, head over to our Box Office Results Section and check out the gruesome twosome of Max Payne and Beverly Hills Chihuahua duking it out for first and second place.