
When organizations like DARE and the 'federal government' want to scare people away from drugs they tell stories about crack whores giving hand jobs to strangers, reasonable men murdering their family and bee keeping gone awry. But what today's news seems to indicate is that not only do successful Harvard graduates, like Natalie Portman, smoke weed every day, but make shitloads of money doing it.
Portman played a supporting role in the upcoming stoner movie Your Highness (starring James Franco, who claims to not smoke weed but was also the drug dealer in Pineapple Express and has been on the cover ofHigh Times magazine. Sense a trend here?) and also made outrageous comments in a Saturday Night Livemock interview with Chris Parnell that may or may not have been fictional, depending on how far you let your fantasies take you.
So how does Portman one-up herself? By not only starring in, but also producing, a not-so-thinly-veiled-weed-referenced movie titled Best Buds. The marijuana-inspired romp is billed as a film about "two best female friends who take a road trip to their friend's wedding in order to save her by bringing her weed."
See kids, not ALL drugs are bad.
--Mark Collins
Portman played a supporting role in the upcoming stoner movie Your Highness (starring James Franco, who claims to not smoke weed but was also the drug dealer in Pineapple Express and has been on the cover ofHigh Times magazine. Sense a trend here?) and also made outrageous comments in a Saturday Night Livemock interview with Chris Parnell that may or may not have been fictional, depending on how far you let your fantasies take you.
So how does Portman one-up herself? By not only starring in, but also producing, a not-so-thinly-veiled-weed-referenced movie titled Best Buds. The marijuana-inspired romp is billed as a film about "two best female friends who take a road trip to their friend's wedding in order to save her by bringing her weed."
See kids, not ALL drugs are bad.
--Mark Collins