Kick ass news about kick ass people. Jean-Claude Van Damme, the famous muscles from Brussels, has just signed on to appears in the latest Universal Soldier sequel. For the uninitiated, Universal Soldier told the story of soldiers Luc and Scott who were killed in Vietnam, but the army had a secret project for reanimating dead people as near-perfect soldiers. The original was directed by Roland "I blow shit up huge" Emmerich and it was totally awesome.
Not much is known of the plot, but Van Damme is said to be coming back but not our beloved Dolph "I'm really a genius" Lundgren. Van Damme said, "I'm just going to do 10 days. I told them, guys bring in Dolph! They said there's no more value [to cast him]. I said, 'it will have value with me!'" And to us too!