Darcie's 2013 End-of-Year List of Platitudes

2013 is over and done with. See ya later, alligator! So, instead of just throwing out my favorite movies of the year for everyone to disagree with me, I've also included a super fun list of random platitudes for your reading pleasure. In case you just want to check out my favorite films of the year, it's down there too. Please be kind.

Movie Not as Funny as Everyone Says
This is the End

Single Best Scene of the Year
Leonardo DiCaprio versus his car, The Wolf of Wall Street

Best Scene Stealer
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle

Actor That Truly Deserves All the Accolades That Follow
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave

Movie That I Can’t Stop Thinking About
Her

Blockbuster That is Actually a Good Movie Too
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

Movie That Broke My Heart the Most (and Made Me Put Down My Cheeseburger)
12 Years a Slave

Movie That Should Never Have Made as Much Money as it Did
Identity Thief

Hands-Down Worst Piece of Trash I Saw in 2013
The Hangover III

Best Scene in an Otherwise Shitty Movie
The train sequence, The Lone Ranger

Most Pleasantly Surprisingly Good Movie
The Kings of Summer

The Other Quiet Movie About Teens That I Liked More Than I Thought I Would
Spectacular Now

Movie I Really Wanted to See But Still Haven’t and Feel Terrible About
Before Midnight

Movie That Made Me Cry For Reasons I Didn’t Think it Would
About Time

Movie Most Worth its 3D Upcharge
Gravity

Movie I Liked More Than Most People
The Great Gatsby

Most Underrated Performance of an Actor in a So-Called “Supporting” Role
Daniel Bruhl, Rush

Best Movie That No One Will Remember Actually Came out in 2013 and Not 2012
Place Beyond the Pines

Movie Everyone Loved that I Absolutely Hated
Frances Ha

Favorite Movies of the Year (in alphabetical order)
12 Years a Slave

American Hustle

Blue Jasmine

Frozen

Gravity

Her

Inside Llewyn Davis

Kings of Summer

Place Beyond the Pines

The Wolf of Wall Street

-- Darcie Duttweiler

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