Movie Not as Funny as Everyone Says
This is the End
Single Best Scene of the Year
Leonardo DiCaprio versus his car, The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Scene Stealer
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Actor That Truly Deserves All the Accolades That Follow
Chiwetel Ejiofor, 12 Years a Slave
Movie That I Can’t Stop Thinking About
Her
Blockbuster That is Actually a Good Movie Too
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Movie That Broke My Heart the Most (and Made Me Put Down My Cheeseburger)
12 Years a Slave
Movie That Should Never Have Made as Much Money as it Did
Identity Thief
Hands-Down Worst Piece of Trash I Saw in 2013
The Hangover III
Best Scene in an Otherwise Shitty Movie
The train sequence, The Lone Ranger
Most Pleasantly Surprisingly Good Movie
The Kings of Summer
The Other Quiet Movie About Teens That I Liked More Than I Thought I Would
Spectacular Now
Movie I Really Wanted to See But Still Haven’t and Feel Terrible About
Before Midnight
Movie That Made Me Cry For Reasons I Didn’t Think it Would
About Time
Movie Most Worth its 3D Upcharge
Gravity
Movie I Liked More Than Most People
The Great Gatsby
Most Underrated Performance of an Actor in a So-Called “Supporting” Role
Daniel Bruhl, Rush
Best Movie That No One Will Remember Actually Came out in 2013 and Not 2012
Place Beyond the Pines
Movie Everyone Loved that I Absolutely Hated
Frances Ha
Favorite Movies of the Year (in alphabetical order)
12 Years a Slave
American Hustle
Blue Jasmine
Frozen
Gravity
Her
Inside Llewyn Davis
Kings of Summer
Place Beyond the Pines
The Wolf of Wall Street
-- Darcie Duttweiler