![]() Okay, Twilight fans, prepare yourselves! Entertainment Weekly has unveiled 26--yes, count 'em, 26--new photos from the New Moon set in Vancouver. While, okay, they're a tad bit boring, you can see how well Dakota Fanning is clicking with her new costars and how Taylor Lautner looks with his dorky, long hair again. What do you think Movie Pressers? How bad will the sequel suck? (Ha, get it? It's a vampire movie!) --Darcie Duttweiler God of Thunder cast in "Thor" 05/18/2009
![]() And no it's not Alexander Skarsgard (Generation Kill, True Blood), who had previously been rumored to be putting on the winged hat and hammer. The new son of Odin will be Chris Hemsworth, whom you might remember from this past week's Star Trek, where he played Captain Kirk's daddy at the very beginning of the film. The film will be directed by Kenneth Brannagh and is is slated for a May 2011 release. Doctor Donald Blake has another side--that of the Norse God of Thunder Thor, punished by his father Odin and sent to live on Earth as a human with no recollection of his godliness. Whenever Blake holds Thor's mythical hammer Mjöllnir, he transforms into the muscular, blonde God. Through his travels, he battles his evil Brother Loki, Norse God of Mischief, and feels compelled to protect the world he now inhabits, as a God among Men. --Greg MacLennan ![]() Movie stars would have you think they're the smartest people in Hollywood--that's why they're famous, right? So in order to trick Bradley Cooper, IESB put on their 1930s reporter cap and asked Cooper point blank if he was excited about playing Faceman in the upcoming A-Team movie--a rumor that hadn't yet been confirmed. Cooper's surprised reaction was: "That's out already!?" To which I would have responded, "No. But it is now! Thanks for the scoop!" Us movie bloggers are so smart. The A-Team movie will be directed by Joe Carnahan (Smoking Aces) and is rumored for a 2010 release. Cooper joins Common (who will be playing B.A. Baracus) as the only other confirmed actor for big screen adaption of the popular television series. Remaining team members Hannibal and Murdoch have not been casted yet. --Clark Herer Gilliam and Depp back in the saddle again! 05/15/2009
![]() Terry Gilliam might be the only guy that could defeat a wall in a game of tennis, because the guy just refuses to give up. Rumors have surfaced that Gilliam's passion project "The Man Who Killed Don Quixote" has been revived by the filmmaker. Keep in mind the last time Gilliam tried to make this movie they made a documentary about his failure called "Lost in La Mancha." That is like having your buddies make a movie about you not getting laid, and then going back and trying to sleep with the same girl. Just give it up, buddy. Rumors have already started swirling that Johnny Depp will play Quixote. I would love to see Mr. Depp in another Gilliam film, but I'm not getting my hopes up for the Don Quixote film. However, my fingers are crossed for a "Lost In La Mancha 2: Cock Blocked Again" --Clark Herer Movie Releases May 15th 05/15/2009
![]() Angels & Demons - (41% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes) What terrifying discovery would make the Vatican turn to Robert Langdon, the man who cracked history's most controversial code? When Langdon discovers evidence of the resurgence of an ancient secret brotherhood known as the Illuminati "the most powerful underground organization in history" he also faces a deadly threat to the existence of the secret organization's most despised enemy: the Catholic Church. Upon learning that the clock is ticking on an unstoppable Illuminati time bomb, Langdon travels to Rome, where he joins forces with Vittoria Vetra, a beautiful and enigmatic Italian scientist. Embarking on a nonstop, action-packed hunt through sealed crypts, dangerous catacombs, deserted cathedrals, and even to the heart of the most secretive vault on earth, Langdon and Vetra will follow the 400-year-old Path of Illumination that marks the Vatican's only hope for survival. Critical consensus says Angels and Demons is a fast-paced thrill ride, and an improvement on the last Dan Brown adaptation, but the storyline too often wavers between implausible and ridiculous, and does not translate effectively to the big screen. I hated the first one, but this made pick of the week because nothing else is being released so there was no competition except Angels Vs. Demons. --Greg MacLennan Ol' Blue Eyes to rise from the grave... 05/14/2009
No, sadly we're not talking about Paul Newman (RIP), but rather the original Ol' Blue Eyes himself--Frank Sinatra. "Gamer" Trailer seems high on "Crank". 05/11/2009
Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor's latest is part Gladiator part Running Man, but definitely all ridiculous awesome. You might know these fellas because they are responsible for the two Crank films, and they are penning the upcoming Jonah Hex comic adaptation. I think this could be a fun sit down, what say you? Abs in motion. "Prince of Persia" Footage 05/11/2009
![]() Jerry Bruckheimer recently pulled up a chair and showed off some of the Mike Newell directed Prince of Persia video game adaptation. The world had only previously glimpsed the abtaculous shots of Jake Gyllenhaal, but we now have them in motion. The film opens next summer. Movie Releases May 8 05/08/2009
![]() Star Trek - (96% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes) Pick of the Week The Herer Summer Movie Buffet 05/04/2009
The summer movie lineup is like a pizza buffet. There are the fresh pizzas made with normal ingredients you know will be good – summer blockbusters with movie stars and good plots. There are the pizzas with weird toppings that have been under the heat lamp for too long because nobody will try them – crappy movies that studios make just because they need a summer movie. And then there is the quirky pizza that you would never order at home but is perfect at the buffet because you can eat just one slice – the crowd pleaser you’ll go with your friends when you need something to do and can’t decide what movie to go see. Bon Appétit! ![]() Brüno ![]() Up ![]() Public Enemies ![]() Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince ![]() Inglorious Basterds ![]() Guilty Pleasure: |














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