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AFF Review: Maximum Overpayne 10/17/2008
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The IMDb synopsis for Max Payne goes like this:

Coming together to solve a series of murders in New York City are a DEA agent, Max Payne, whose family was slain as part of a conspiracy and an assassin, out to avenge her sister's death. The duo will be hunted by the police, the mob, and a ruthless corporation.

Now anyone should be able to gleam at least this much from watching the film. I'm not sure how it happened, or what I was expecting, but between the films apt video game reference via the posters, or the surprisingly visual rich trailers, I half expected something from Max Payne. The video game utilized the bullet time effect seen in movies like the Matrix, and the story of a renegade cop hunting down the people who killed his family seems like an idea beamed straight from the heavens for Jason Statham. But alas, the stars could not align. I'm not sure when, perhaps it was somewhere around minute ten was when I realized I was in for one of the worst films of the year.

You see it's not that it's from The Omen and Flight of the Phoenix director John Moore, although I'm sure he is definitely at least partially to blame. But first time writer Beau Thorne has crafted one of the shallowest, most confusing scripts ever. I think the confusion mainly arises from the lack of any character development or story explanation. The film is basically Max Payne wandering around from place to place, boring you, and then as time rolls on, actually making you giggle. You never care about anyone or anything going in, and even if you did know who these people were or what was going on, I doubt you'd care then either.

The performances don't help much, Mark Walhberg does what he can, but with a supporting cast that include laughable performances from Beau Bridges, Chris O'Donnell, and Mila Kunis, you're left trying to swim with concrete flippers. Also please let this serve as an open letter to Chris "Ludacris" Bridges (No relation to Beau or Jeff), please stop making movies. You were annoying in 2Fast2Furious, you freaked us out in that Vince Vaughn Fred Claus movie, and here you were the first to let the audience know it's okay to laugh at this supposed action drama. Also John Moore, when you have Donal Logue in a movie, please use him.

There are problems beyond all these things, but at this point it's like kicking a dead horse. If you have a morbid curiosity to see just how bad this movie is, don't. Send me $8, and I'll slap you in the face. At least I'll be saving you 100 minutes of your life.

PS - if you stay through the end credits, you get an epilogue that delivers promises of a Max Payne 2, but frankly, that's like making it through a minefield only to be shot in the face by a most pointless bullet.

Review by: Greg MacLennan



 


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mads bladtkramer link
10/27/2008 08:47

I think you should have mentioned, that the storyline is exactly the same, as the game.
The movie (almost) starts in the subway, and ends on the helipad-rooftop. We see the exact same flashbacks, to the former home of Max Payne – where you see his dead wife lying on the bed, but off course with no blood what so ever. The discotheque set, uses the exact same kind of candlelit “spookie” vibe as the game. When I had seen about 5 min. of this movie, I knew exactly what was going to happen, as did the rest of the game fans in the theatre. In my world, Max Payne has been one of my favourite games, and without a doubt, one of the most action packed ass kicking gameplays I have ever played, however the movie has no action sequences worth mentioning.
I think saying that Beau Thorne did a bad job is kind of wrong, I would say he did no job at all.
My opinion: Exact same storyline, same plot-twist, same god damn Aesir building, no kick ass action (when he goes to Rag Na Rog, Mona spends like 5 years telling him how dangerous this is going to be – when he gets there, and you expect one man army ass kicking, he kills like 3 and has a “boss fight” for like 2 seconds.. What the britneyspears is going on?), in the game you use bullet time every five seconds just because it is so awesome – in the movie I think we see the bullet time 2 times? And finally – you can’t possibly take Mila Kunis (from That 70’s show and family guy) serious, I feel like punching Ludacris and get Nelly Furtado on a plane to cantact.
I was really looking forward to this movie..
Mads B.
Klynken@hotmail.com

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gambling history link
02/04/2009 01:23

Mark Wahlberg’s titular hero hasn’t cracked a smile in seven years. The surprise is that he makes the lonely cop seem half human with half a dozen words and a staggering amount of violence.

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